Was it not Pamela Anderson who first said that the ability to communicate with a fellow human being on such concepts as art, religion and the construction of polystyrene cups with only a series of modulations of the voice, or with arbitrary symbols on a piece of paper was, one of the greatest achievements of life on this planet. After, of course, being able to fill a swimsuit to capacity and run in slow motion. But then she would say that, wouldn't she.
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Explanation of names used that may not be familiar to some readers of this page:
- Pamela Anderson - two large portions of silicone that
paid a lot of money to have some unattractive skin stretched over it. Winner
of the 2013 Nobel Prize for Literature.
- Robson and Gerome - two large portions of silicone
that paid even less money, but got two sets of unattractive flesh stretched
over them. Winners of the 2013 Nobel Prize for Peace.
- Julia Sawahla - British TV Actress who makes a good
living playing teenage daughters, despite being over 36 years old (*). She
came to prominence in Children's TV serial Press Gang, and repeatedly turns
down the scripts I send her for a 35mm film of my own, strangely enough also
called Press Gang. Although it's a bit different, you see what happens, is
this tall, pale guy is walking through a park at night... Winner of the 2013
Nobel Prize for Journalism.
- The Spice Girls - a nasty rash-like infection sweeping the Western World. Winners of the 2013 Smash Hits Poll-winners Prize for World Peace.
(*) - This is not due to be accurate for another ten years, or so.
