Sod’s Law
DI Dave Sod, is a dirty yet down-to-earth policeman who finds in his work
everything that can go wrong does go wrong.
Cole’s Law
Chef Colin Cole’s speciality is chopping the cabbage and adding the
mayonnaise to make coleslaw, he’s also a PI on the side.
Inn Laws
Terry Inn and Lucy Law are related by the marriage of their siblings.
Together they have a brought an old English Inn in Innsford. On the side they
are detectives. But they don’t always see eye-to-eye, especially when it comes
to the rules their guests must obey.
Ex’s
Trevor Ex and Suzi Ex (née Xe) used to be married. Since then they have
divorced and then killed by an ex-con. Thanks to a hex they can still walk the
Earth as ghosts.The spend their time looking for ancient treasure from ancient
maps where X always marks the spot.
Hoo, Watt & Ware
Johnny Hoo, Timothy Watt and Nigel Ware are three inquisitive private
investigators. Hoo is good at identifying the suspects, Watt always finds the
murder weapon and Ware has an uncanny knack of locating the scene of the crime.
It is usually up to their beautiful, blonde secretary, Sandra Wye to supply the
motive.
To The Manure Born
Jack Shit lives and works at the sewage works. He knows nothing.
(c) August 2006, Peter More.