Peter More > Writings > Stories > Lucy Spinch (one year in facebook status updates)

Lucy wishes everyone a happy newyear and the hangover to go away.
Lucy is miffed to break her smoking resalution.
Lucy still has three resalutions.
Lucy is annoyed to be back at work so soon.
Lucy has seen the work piled up and is not pleesed.
Lucy 's bosse's back.
Lucy is on febraurys choccie already. resalutions left 2.
Lucy enjoyd drins with sharlot from hr.
Lucy has seen the new man in the office. fine! superfine!
Lucy has spoken to "rick".
Lucy lovez ricks acsent.
Lucy "rick"muttered something about drink and now she dosnt know if hewants a date.
Lucy dosn't think rick was serios.
Lucy thinks rick likes sharlot. bitch! ?
Lucy is avoiding rick.
Lucy is so awsoml;y happy that rick asked if she wold lick a drink. i am delerius.
Lucy lols and ggls cos she wrote lick. must be froidian.
Lucy wants to lick ricks.. tehe.
Lucy dusnt know what to were for her date with rick.
Lucy 2 hours and then date. gulp.
Lucy 1 hours and then date. gulp.
Lucy is off to date. read it and weap girls.
Lucy is grumpy./ she is werth more than a peck on the cheek.
Lucy is depressed and is friday. boo.
Lucy is going home alone on friday. too depressing for words.
Lucy bugger bugger fuxk fucl bugger fucjk shit buhyhert fuxcl./
Lucy has hangover and is alone on a saturday. boo sucks.
Lucy has broken her drinking aloan resalution.
Lucy only has 1 resalution left - to find a man and keep him. but not in kidnap way.
Lucy is almost glad to be back at work after shit weekend.
Lucy is dancing on the sky. rick sed he enjoyed the date.
Lucy is looking at the butiful singing birds in the tree and thinking life is good.
Lucy rick asked for another date!!!!!!!!!!
Lucy is wereing shag me boots. shag me dress and shag me knickers. hope rick gets the suttle message.
Lucy is depressed.
Lucy thinks all men are repressd homosexules. come out of the closset and let us girls kno the truth.
Lucy is hiding behind computer.
Lucy has been asked for a drink by rick. twise bitten. three times - why not.
Lucy is putting on most compilcated bra. if bastad dose try to shag me, make him work.
Lucy looks like she is going for interview. maybe he likes smart not slutty.
Lucy is going out on third date. but still not at first bass. is still back at hedquarters or whatever meterfor is.
Lucy yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!
Lucy is thinking over last nights sex and decides yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!
Lucy is happy.
Lucy Spinch went from being "single" to "in a relationship".
Lucy hopes shje is not jumping the gun.
Lucy is distrawt that rick has hardly talk to her all day.
Lucy is over men. screw resalution 4.
Lucy Spinch went from being "in a relationship" to "single".
Lucy is going to break resalutions 123 again in stile. drinking alone wif march's chocolates and many fags.
Lucy is in 7 heven. rick winked to her on way out of office.
Lucy Spinch went from being "single" to "in a relationship".
Lucy has had hart to hart with rick and he says it is to soon to say we are dating wich i respect. he likes me!!
Lucy Spinch went from being "in a relationship" to "it's complicated".
Lucy is pleased with her self becase she has organised date with rick. rick sed yes.
Lucy is wearing shag me shoos but with interview suit. they don’t go, but men dont know that.
Lucy hear goes!
Lucy is barsking in the afterglow like it said in that book.
Lucy concluds that fotoes of your boobs in their fone must mean your dating.
Lucy Spinch went from being "it's complicated" to "in a relationship".
Lucy dosnt care because rick is not on facebook.
Lucy Spinch went from being "in a relationship" to "it's complicated".
Lucy is now friends with Rick Habbern.
Lucy is happy to be friends with rick.
Lucy is asking if rick wants to go for a drink.
Lucy is waiting for an answer.
Lucy has seen rick talking to sharlot and is pist of.
Lucy is menshoning that sharlot is called sharlot the harlot in the office and a harlot is some kind of hore.
Lucy saw rick and sharlot having drinks. she was not spiing but was in the same bar on her own, actully.
Lucy wants to know why rick did not answee her calls last night,
Lucy is hollo after siing rick arive with sharlot this morning.
Lucy Spinch went from being "it's complicated" to "single".
Lucy has removed unwanted friends. sucks to you rick. you cant read this.
Lucy is depressed in a deep deep hole in a hjorribl place.
Lucy is going for drinks on her own.
Lucy hasw just hadfcall frjm rikk and ses sory he like me.
Lucy is hung over but hapy/ plink plink fizzy.
Lucy is now friends with Rick Habbern.
Lucy has asked rick for relationshp statas by text.
Lucy Spinch went from being "single" to "in a relationship".
Lucy is happy. maybe one resalution will come true.
Lucy hasnt used facebook for a few days now. bin shagging.
Lucy is content.
Lucy is thriulled that rick has asked him on hollyday with him.
Lucy is listed as in a relationship with Rick Habbern.
Lucy is of to barbaydos.
Lucy hasn't been on here for months. surprised it isnt dusty. lol.
Lucy is looking forward to chrstmas. with rick!
Lucy is bying presents.
Lucy thinks rick is acting strange.
Lucy has seen rick with sharlot. he sed he didnt like her but they had drinks. whi has drinks with someone they dont like eh.
Lucy has asked for an explanaysion from rick and is waiting for his text.
Lucy is not going out, but smoking anf drinking and eating nezxt years choccies.
Lucy Spinch went from being "in a relationship" to "single".
Lucy hates christmas. going home to parents to cry.
Lucy is back after christmas and is a new person.
Lucy 's newyears resalutions - stop smoking. stick to chocci allowence. no drinking aloan. and find a man and keep him. see you next year!

© Peter More, January 2009