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Tossery – a twitter glossary

• Twitterrhoea, Twitterrhea, Twitterea – way too many tweets (from twitter diarrhoea (diarrhea))
• The Twits – colloquial name for Twitterrhoea. e.g. "@verbage1331 has got the twits"
• Twode – poem in 140 characters (or less)
• Twitstipation, Twitstipated – very few tweets.
• Twig – peace offering (olive branch) sent as a tweet e.g. "@Becksy33 I'll take back the "fish-face" comment if you promise to meet me half way"
• Stwalker – someone following substantially more people and is following them
• Tweesome – group sex organised via twitter
• "The Colon" – twitter.com
• Twoop Twoop – dat's the sound of da police
• Twat – hit someone with a savage tweet. @meany4444 twatted @niceblokey by tweeting that he was a "a craven little swine"

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