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More's Uncyclopaedia: Computer:
Manuel Backup

When I was working on a computer helpdesk, one of my colleagues advised a customer to perform a "Manuel Backup." In case any users were confused, I prepared a quick guide to performing a "Manuel Backup."

    1. Click on the Manuel Backup button (also known as 'the bell')
    2. The Manuel Backup window will eventually appear.
    3. Enter 'Please back up these files.'
    4. System will respond 'Que?'
    5. Re-enter 'Please back up these files.'
    6. System will respond 'Que?'
    7. Enter 'These files, back them up.'
    8. System will respond 'Ees eempossible!!.'
    9. Enter 'What?'
    10. System will respond 'Ees eempossible!!.'
    11. Hit the Manuel Backup window repeatedly until it is possible.
    12. Files will probably be backed up now, but not necessarily into the correct location.

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