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More's Uncyclopaedia: Anthropology:
上海路的用户测验
(Shanghai Road Users' Quiz)


1) You must overtake on the... left  right  all of the above including the same lane if possible.

2) The fast lane is... the left-most  the right-most  the one you're in.

3) Tooting your horn...  means "stop"  means "I'm here"  is compulsory at all times and means anything you want it to mean.

4) Pedestrians can cross the road... at designated places  at anywhere but the designated places  at their own peril.

5) Dangerous loads should be stacked... very high  higher than that  following the "is that stable? Yes, then we can add some more" principle.

6) Walking in the roads is... suicidal  necessary because the pavements are usually blocked  both of these.

7) Road markings... indicate the appliance of particular road-traffic laws in that area  show what a straight line looks like for the interest of the driver  are merely there for decoration and are therefore to be ignored.


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