Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Good. Brian! Come over here! I've got us a table.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Brilliant idea! That'll spare me the "Oh my god!" moment tomorrow morning.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: I hope you've got a day job.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Whilst you walked on, yes.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I only want to do some brass rubbings.