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International Global First Week of The New Year Week (Participating Countries only) |
1 |
International Hangover Day |
2 |
International Day of Giving Up Alcohol Forever |
3 |
Best Beer in the World Day |
4 |
First Binge of the New Year (except Scotland and Ireland) |
5 |
First Hung over in Church Day |
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The End of the Resolutions |
6 |
Last Day of the New-Year Diet |
7 |
First Cigarette of the Year Day |
8 |
Return to Public Nosepicking Day |
9 |
Seat Left Up Day |
10 |
Day of the First Public Curse |
11 |
Feeling the Ill-Effects in the Synagogue Day |
12 |
Day of the Breaking of the Final Resolution |
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International Local Week |
13 |
Neighbourhood Day |
14 |
Love Thy Neighbour Day |
15 |
Confess To Spouse Day |
16 |
Day After the Sleeping in the Garden |
17 |
Morning After in the Mosque Day |
18 |
A Local Day for Local People |
19 |
Don’t Leave House Day |
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Religious Paranoia Week |
20 |
Omniessedeus: God Is Everywhere |
21 |
Fatjanwatta: Allah Knows Where You Live |
22 |
Kash Shamesh: Yahweh doesn’t approve of Your Way |
23 |
Hair of the God that Bit You Day |
24 |
Butjuesjanata: Are You Sure that’s the Way to the Next Level? |
25 |
Kuprawarsha: Vishnu could reproduce your house or car keys with just a wink |
26 |
Orthohellastheos: The Greeks Got It Right. |
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Working Week |
27 |
Slavery Monday |
28 |
Serf Tuesday |
29 |
Monotonous Grinding Drudge Wednesday |
30 |
Toil Like a Workhorse ‘Til They Make Glue of You Thursday |
31 |
Glimmer of Hope in your Otherwise Bleak Life Friday |