Terms and Conditions
- DEFINITIONS: you, the person or persons staring at the screen
or having these images directly into your brain (hereafter known as "the
reader"); I, the writer, developer, artist, designer, webmaster and owner
of this site (hereafter known as "us"); mrpetermore.com (hereafter
known as "the site"); John, Paul, George and Ringo (hereafter known
as "the Beatles"); the definite article, singular and plural (hereafter
known as "the").
- DISCLAIMER: Material on this site requires an adult mind
and a mature outlook on life. Logical and factual errors WERE correct at going
to press, but somehow got changed on the way to your computer. The author
of these pages is NOT responsible for any harm, damage, pain, discomfort,
embarrassment, humiliation, scalding or boredom you may experience wile reading
it. If you are easily offended, of a religious disposition, short of temper
or under the age of consent, we suggest you do not read any of the large text
above this bit and perhaps browse somewhere else such as www.satanspetgangbang.com.
- FONT: This font is intentionally the smallest one available
because by law all legal text must be unreadable by the elderly and short
sighted. It must also be difficult for those with full eyesight to read it.
This is in conjunction with Chapter 91, section 5, paragraph B01 of the document
"Keep Lawyers In Work."
- DISCRIMINATION: This site does not discriminate against those
of differing age, gender, race, religious inclination, and size. It does discriminate
against those with POOR EYESIGHT, LOW IQ and TASTE. Oh and I think we take
a swipe at the Belgians somewhere.
- BROWSER COMPATIBILITY: This page may present problems for
Internet Explorer 4.0 and earlier. This is in accordance with official Internet
standards. These problems were reintroduced as standard in Internet Explorer
5.5. Firefox may give up on certain things as well, because it's quite young.
This page was designed to be viewed on an ADM3A terminal attached to a Gould
minicomputer running PCOS with a resolution of 10 x 5 pixels. With any other
configuration, you're on your own. Pages use Java, CSS, Flash, HTML and Text.
Please note not all browsers support Text.
- HOT LESBIAN ACTION: see, we got your attention. This site
does not include any direct incidences of "hot lesbian action" (hereafter
known as "hot lesbian action"), although there probably are one
or two hidden references. All "hot lesbian action" should be directed
- NERDINESS: reading up to and including this paragraph is
perceived in law as complete admission of nerdiness. All rights to being considered
a person with "social skills displaying more than the minimum level required
to show worthiness of existence" (hereafter known as "a life")
have been forfeited in perpetuity.
- INTENTION: This site intends to be all things to all men,
as well as everything to every woman and each to his or her own. If it fails
in any way, or if it actually achieves this, please contact the person
responsible. Address lawsuits to email@example.com.
Please note this site does not include medical or psychiatric records.
- PRIVACY: mrpetermore.com promises not to: sell your email
address to spammers; send you unwanted information about V5gra, C1AL)S or
other products (herbal or otherwise) intended to improve your generally poor
sexual performance; request you send bank details to help us get 5 million
dollars out of Nigeria; post pictures of celebrities showing their rude bits
taken by the paparazzi or even by the popery; intrude on the personal lives
of your children including, but not exclusively, such acts as taking photos
of them, stealing their candy, and requesting their help in locating a fictitious,
lost puppy; break into your house for the express purpose of watching you
- SOUL: reading all 10 terms and conditions is a defacto, explicit
agreement that the management of the site are the full legal owners of your
soul (hereafter known as "the soul") with which they are free to
do what they wish, including, but not exclusively, the selling of the soul
on to such soul dealing agencies as Beelzebub and Google.